T-Pang

thatvanillagorilla asked: Haven't heard from you in ages. hope all is well sir :D

haha yes indeed. doing alright man, just finished finals and looking forward to summer. how are you?

Who doesn’t like food? Put your hand down, cause you’re lying.

I just think it’s amazing that through our relatively short existence here on this planet, we have discovered a whole host of things that we can actually ingest and digest. Sometimes the options are quite bizarre, such as cubed pig’s blood. But it all goes down the same. Our body takes it in, and it thanks for us for it. 

But it’s not just the weirdness of the things we eat. It’s the the amazing flavors that people of different cultures have invented. Anywhere you go in the world, you can be sure to find a different sort of local delicacy. It’s incredible how much variety there is in what goes through our mouth and out our anus.

…Did I just say that? Oops

Let me redeem myself. Here’s a site I guarantee will make you salivate. 

Enjoy!

I admit, I’ve been slacking on doing my awesome thing of the day lately, and I am sorry. On the other hand, to get me back in the mood, I’m going to start off by using one from the 1000awesomethings site: when the bass kicks in :D

HEY. I’m not a pedophile, alright? Get your mind outta the gutta’.

I’m talking more about how awesome kids’ imaginations are. To them, it seems like everyday is a new experience, and life’s just full of surprises. It shows very clearly on their faces too, with their eyes wide open and mouths agape. Though I don’t suppose anyone looked quite like this when you first tried using a computer. 

I mean, seriously, looks like the kid just about crapped himself.

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Kids tend to ask the funniest questions too, or have the most amusing responses. It’s because their thoughts haven’t yet been clouded or colored by society and their peers, and so they feel free to express their thoughts however they wish. And you have to admit, it’s pretty cute, to say the least. 

I dunno about you guys, but I sure miss that sense of wonder and grandeur. It’s invigorating and exciting, all at the same time. It never gets boring, and you’ll find that life’s just a lot better in general when you’re being constantly amazed. 

No, no, not literally beating them. That would just be cruel.

I’m talking ‘bout destroying, eliminating, annihilating, any-other-thing-ing your friend in a friendly game of anything, whether it be Street Fighter or badminton. It makes it only sweeter after all that trash-talking your “buddy” did prior to the matchup. Then, after you pummel your opposition into the ground while smugly handing him his defeat, you smile. This is usually followed by that “I told you so” look, suggesting that messing with you was the biggest mistake he ever made.

Cause you’re a motherfuckin’ BOSS

P.S. This has absolutely nothing to do with what I did to my friend James today. Nothing.

It’s just about the luckiest thing that could possibly happen to you. You feel awesome, you didn’t waste time waiting for it, and it’s almost like the bus is your personal chauffeur at your beck-and-call. Pretty sweet, am I right?

Besides, it sure beats the heck out of being like Spider-Man, before he was cool and all with the spidey powers.

They say laughter is medicine. I believe it. I laughed the hardest I have in a really long time today, and man it felt really good. Just being able to have a good time and temporarily forget about the stresses of life is great for the soul. It’s really cathartic. Honestly, I kind of felt like there was this oppressive cloud hanging over me the entire day, casting this gloom over my eyes. I could feel weariness on my face. 

And then a group of us got together at a friend’s apartment and did what we did best: goofing off, cracking vulgar jokes, revealing more information about one another than we should, making impromptu viral videos, etc. etc. You name it. Shenanigans happened tonight. And it was extremely uplifting. I feel much more energized and pumped for what’s up next.

Shit, we need to do this more often. We could all use more rofl and lmao in our lives. So we can look a bit more like this guy